Create The Caption #203
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"No matter how hard you try, that hand's not going to hide what's happening in those pants."- DJ
"Wow - something just popped - and for once, it wasn't my shoulder..."- Steve
"For the last time, Kerry, I do NOT want to see your 'split finger' or your 'backdoor breaking ball.' Nor do I want to 'blow your save,' whatever that means."- Ross
"Oh look, it's Kerry Wood and three people who could take him deep."- CBH
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Bruins and Canadiens, umm....going at it? (Via SI's Caught In The Act)
Daily Links:
WIP's Howard Eskin Doesn't Like Blogs Either (HHR)
Annother Interview With X-Mas Ape (The Big Picture)
Worst. Calendar. Ever. (Freglomerica)
Do You Smell What Barack Is Cooking? (Randball)
Remembering Mo Vaughn's Batting Stance (Rumors and Rants)
Cavs Fans Seemed To Enjoy Last Night's Game (Waiting For Next Year)
Hank Needs To Be Stopped (The Money Shot)
Stop Babying NBA Superstars (Hell Yes Guy)
Can Someone Tell The Nets They Didn't Make The Playoffs (Lion In Oil)
Bennie The Bull Is Still Causing Trouble (Chicago Bull)
Could Pacman Be A Victim? (Deuce Of Davenport)
31 Comments:
I'll go with another Miller one.
"The Montreal player loves the tittie."
Jim Ross: Pedigree!! Oh dear god, he killed him! Now he jus....wait a minute, wait a gosh darn minute! Is that...it is! It's the Mountie's music!!!
Kyle Farnsworth still has great tackling form while wearing ice skates.
No, Tom, after the series is over it's customary to do a HANDshake...
The real reason that Bill Simmons is a hockey fan again
Now the B's are eliminated, Zdeno Chara tries out for the job of passenger side air bag.
"Hey man, you have a Slovak on the side of your face. No, the other side."
Zinedine Zidane tries his hand at hockey.
-CBH
Goddamit, who left one of Cherry's shirt collars on the ice, eh...
They were right. The cold does make it shrink.
I was on the forecheck, then that happened.
While it seems hard to believe, it was the Bruins that "blew" the series.
Canada, our way too friendly neighbors to the north.
Ref: That's it. Play's over, boys.
Zdeno Chara: No. Let him finish
Bill Simmons Dream: To slurp up any Boston athlete
Like their own fans, NHL players are looking high and low to find the 2008 NHL play-offs on television
It tastes OK but it could use more maple syrup.
It's okay to do it on the ice, it's not like anyone's actually watching.
As if French-Canadiens weren't gay enough...
So, when do we go shopping?
Hmmmm... tastes like chicken
In Quebec we call this The Frozen Wheelbarrow.
Mmmph mmmmmph hrmmmmph gmmmmph.
A Larry Zbysko piledriver gone bad. Very bad.
Raja Bell made the transition to the NHL without having to change his technique on defense.
Hockey players in rare on-ice mating ritual.
TWISTER!
cock, balls.
"Tastes like chicken."
"I love the smell of balls in the morning."
That's what Reggie Miller refers to as a "full steam of head."