Secret camera? Installed on the roof looking down? I like it.

"You see Billy, I like to use a wide angle lense in this instance. Let's you get their d-line and backfield in the same shot."

Billy Donovan contemplates copping a feel of Belichick's manboobs.

"I don't know. I mean, I like Favre's technique, but technically, he doesn't meet the criteria of our Coaches Who've Screwed Over Franchises club."

wait why are we here the gators and the patriots arent even playing

yea i know they are comfortable but the NCAA is gonna let me wear sweatpants and a hoodie while im coaching

in my last post i meant "the NCAA is not gonna let me"

Donovan: "So you're going to call it The Bro or the Mansiere, huh?"

My God, you're right...Brady does have a nice ass...

I'm the originator of Campaign Cheer. Please spread the word.

So THAT'S the face I should make every time somebody in the media asks me anything about anything.

During a rousing game of "Who Would You Rather?", Belichick stuns Donovan with the infamous Charlie Weis or Romeo Crennel question.

So, you're saying that if I put a camera over there, I can get a great shot of Erin Andrew's ass while she's interviewing my players after a game? Brilliant...

Belichick: "When the going gets tough, cheat."

Donovan: So you're saying that married chicks is where it's at, huh?

Wait you had a player named Matt Walsh too? Damn...that guy's everywhere!

Belichick: Look, I appreciate the suggestion... but the Joakim Noah hair just wouldn't work on Wes Welker...

AA is not here to create funny captions, AA is here to look ahead the future, one game at a time.

There's one minute left in this scrimmage, sorry Billy but I have to run.

It the fist two members of the inaugural class of the Screwed Teams You Made a Commitment To Hall of Fame (Nick Saban and Bobby Petrino couldn't make the photo shoots because of prior commitments, and subsequently had their inductions revoked).

Billy doesn't seem to get the joke when Belichick says - "I don't think Randy takes many plays off."

Donovan; So the Chinese Gov't is saying THAT GIRL is 16!?

Billacheat; Yep. Cheating Chinese. Even I wouldn't tried that.

Bill Belichick wishes he had thought of using a watch camera.

Donovan: Those are beautiful clouds. You know, I asked a piolet the other day on a plane, if you fell through the sky, would you be slowed down if you went through a cloud. Does it have enough heft to slow something down? I don't know. I'm just wondering. What do you think?

Belichick: I thought you were smarter than that.

Put Steve Sabol on your payroll. I'm telling you...

You know, a hidden camera in that hoody you wear just might work.

hmmmm . . . if it was posted online, I might have a look. I'm not going to go out and rent it or anything though.

Billy Donovan: "You could soften up a little bit, Bill. Have you ever tried watching 'The Notebook'?"

Bill Belicheck: "Hrmm... I'm more of a 'Bodyguard' fan. That Kevin Costner is to die for."

Bill Bellicheck, wanting one of his teams to go undefeated through an entire season, watches the practice of the Patriots charity basketball team with its new head coach, Billy Donovan.

Billy Donovan: "So, the idea of this game is to take that oblong object and cross over that white line 100 yards away? How ingenious! I see now how the Giants beat you."

Bill Bellicheck: "Yeah, I must admit that it seems to work better when you know what the other team's defense is going to be."

Billy Donnovan: Any chance you could get me any Bon Jovi tickets for me and the wife?Bill Bellichek: Sure, long as you make sure that tape of me dancing in my underwear to "You Give Love a bad name" never gets on the internet.  Oh, and since you're in Florida, when you go to Miami, let me know, I have a special delivery for Parcells!

Donovan is caught here demonstrating the "Most Annoying Sound In The World" to repel Belichick. Belichick, used to hearing Tom Brady speak, is not in the least affected.

Belichick: So, who the hell are you and why are you here again?

So wait... you go from a dirty sanchez, straight to a rusty trombone? Those older chicks are freaks!

Donovan - "Really? I never thought of that."

Belichick - "Yes, you should have hidden cameras in Joakim Noah's hair."

Belichick: Orlando huh??!
Donovan: Yep
Belichick: Dwight Howard huh?!
Donovan: Yep
Belichick: 6 million per??!
Donovan: Yep
Belichick: Why again??
Donovan: Three words "Erin Andrews Courtside"

"One day too long, you know what I'm saying?"

Belichick - You stayed with the Magic two whole days? That's twice as long as my time with the Jets!

"I though 2 Girls 1 Cup was disgusting, but your sex video makes me wanna hurl"