I wish that you would bring back word verification because it's fun to type out the words that are used in Lou's daily vocabulary.

That joke was a Palin joke email making the rounds. Cut Palin, insert Lou and there you have it.

I want to turn Dr. Lou's breathing machine off at night and hope that will be the end of these horrible segments.

Dr. Lou is a great guilty pleasure. I can't get enough of it.

Like Karate Kid III... So bad, you can't take your eyes off it

It's hilarious how polarizing these segments are.

I've got daytime running headlights, Dr. Lou, so even if I were agin ya, I'm fer ya!

Hopefully Lou Holth goes away. I'm tired of him.

polarizing? LOL
they're so PC -- how in the hell do you think they're polarizing?

There are lots of things we don't understand either, Dr. Lou. Like why is your boring, hidiously unfunny ass still on TV? Who do you have incriminating pictures of at ESPN? Who writes your lines, a fifth grader?

STFU Lou!!!!

Keep it up lou, it's hilarity.

lou hotlz..this cat cant even say words with 't' in em without spittin all over the camera
lol

I don't know how players could take him seriously as a coach what with the way he talks. It doesn't exactly project authority...

How were you able to transcribe that quote through all the spit?

Where was Lou Holtz last night? Were they dedicating the 'Lou Holtz Memorial Spit Guard' at the salad bar of the Mishawaka Old Country Buffet?

Suffering succotash! By the end of the season the screen will be blotted out by the spittle emanating from Yosemite Lou.

If you like Dr Lou, drive into your garage, close the door and let the engine run for a couple of hours.

and i don't understand why espn allows you to talk so much.